Wingless Pads & Straight Lines

To the person who invented wingless pads, fuck you. I know there are about 20 girls reading this who are probably going, “yep, it would be the stupidest thing in the world if a girl got a wingless pad.” Ding ding ding, I’m your stupid ass girl. The person who created this wanted to make … Continue reading Wingless Pads & Straight Lines


The Little girl who said “Fuck off”

"Let's talk about sex baby, Let's talk about you and me." No Rolex, no. We ain't doing that. Okay look I get, we go to high school. There are a lot of sexual tensions and animal-like hunger in many. But seriously, a brown girl goes on one date, can't stop smiling to the point where … Continue reading The Little girl who said “Fuck off”