A Leather Bag


A leather messenger bag…Mr. X you have truly outdone yourself! First it was the sugar daddy look with the striped shirt, khaki pants, and loafers. Then it was the leather jacket that made him look like a character from Grease. You know, I thought he hit rock bottom with these questionable fashion choices, but when he brought that brown leather messenger bag from the 1900s, I really knew that there was no bottom to his pit. He is a pitless bottom with no way of resurfacing. Not only does this bag act as a man purse, but the straps double as a whip. Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae. When he lightly tapped my palm with the leather strap I seriously contemplated my life decisions. This is me, a girl who is in love with a dead man from the 20th century that miraculously incarnated in the body of Mr.X. For God sake, if I could, I would invent a machine just to go inside his brain and figure out what model machinery is working up there, cause one, he doesn’t dress like a normal person, and two, he act like a pimp for most of the time. WHAT IS UP WITH HIM!!! Is this his phase where he wants to stand out in a crowd, or is he genuinely horny 24/7. I mean let’s be honest, he couldn’t have been like this when he was little. Mr.X was possibly a very sweet and foolish boy when he was young until one day someone just bombarded him with Pornhub during his years of innocence and now all he think about is dick, sex (and I mean inntercourse), and tight everything. Man if I could go into his brain, the first thing I would do is find out what triggered all these “parts” of him. What was wrong with his green Jansport bag? It was a distinguishing bag that made him Mr.X. why change into old time, old man.

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